Fuck yeah Spongebob quotes! An archive of unforgettable quotes from one of the greatest cartoon series ever, Spongebob Squarepants.



Created on January 5th, 2010. Maintained by Stacey, a diehard Spongebob fan.



I do not own Spongebob Squarepants nor do I own the quotes from the series.
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Don’t worry; we’ll return shortly with much more SB quotes. We are currently in the middle of adding hashtags to all quotes, so you will find them easily! :)


Hello Spongebuds! I was thinking about tagging each of the quotes, that way, you guys would be able to look up the quotes from each SB character through the main page, it’ll look like this:

- Spongebob Squarepants

- Patrick Star

Etc… So technically, I’ll be conveniently databasing the quotes. Sound good?


Squidward, what’s with the creepy smile?  Mr. Krabs
Life is as extreme as you wanna make it!!  Spongebob
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.  Patrick
I should have been a politician.  Plankton
That looked like Squidward! That looked like Squidward also! In an angry mob form!  Spongebob
Duuuude, alrighhhhhhhttttt!  Scooter (the surfer dude)
I hope he throws half of ya retirement money down a hole!  Mr. Krabs
Daddy, you’re cheap!!  Pearl